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Edition type: Steam Key / REGION FREE

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Game language: Russian (interface subtitles) / English
Release date: May 20, 2021
Platform: Windows
Region: Region Free (any country, no restrictions)
Activation: Steam

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From the creators of Goat Simulator comes Just Die Already!

You are a person of retirement age. True, there is no one to provide you with a pension, because today’s youth only sit on their computers so as not to work and not give birth!

How can you survive when everyone is just waiting for you to give in as soon as possible?

There is only one thing left - to carry out risky tasks and explore the world in search of coupons for free care.

It´s time to finally live for yourself, since you are practically dead to society!

STAR YES DELETED
You will play as an old man - angry, weak, poor and hating the whole world. You didn´t even realize you were dreaming about this, right? Now you will finally understand your grandparents.

A REAL RUIN
Old age is no joy! Feel like a porcelain doll that can break anything at the slightest touch.

DANGEROUS!
Dangerous tricks (not to be repeated at home, that is, in a nursing home) will answer the questions of existence. Is it possible to hit a target by charging a catapult? What about tearing off your own head, beating a passerby with it and surviving?

MISSION - PENSION!
Rewards are awarded for completing dangerous tasks. The ultimate goal is to earn a place in a decent nursing home. Everything is logical. One piece of advice: try to LIVE to live there.

PEPPER GRINDERS UNITE!
Play alone or online in a team of up to five people. Take on challenges together or just cause complete chaos and rip off your friends´ limbs!

PLAY AS AN OLD GUY
Yes, it´s so cool that we decided to do it again.


EXPERIMENTS!
Grab everything! Giant trout, trampolines, pistols, wires, fireworks, bazookas, axes, trombones, horns, jetpacks... Of course, all this is suitable for causing mutilation.

FREEDOM TO THE INNER BOOMER!
Let´s show it to millennials and zoomers (we traditionally forget about generation X)! NPC reactions depend on their age: some will be amused by your bullying, while others will run away.

INSANITY ON YOUR LEVEL
The city is full of details, secrets and secret passages. Explore every corner and arrange the wildest experiments to get everything from the game

STA.RI.CHE
Okay, okay, this is the last time.

FREE PVP MODES AFTER RELEASE - NOW AVAILABLE
Give the boomers what they deserve - make them fight to the death! Compete with your old friends in the free Player Versus Player update.
Play in 4 new arenas, customize game modes and rip each other´s limbs off.

Pull yourself together and pull up your trousers better - the crazy battle between ruins and junk has BEGAN!

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Activation

1. You need to download and install Steam http://steampowered.com/download/SteamInstall.msi (if not already installed)
2. Launch the Steam client
3. Create a new account on Steam or log into an existing one
4. Go to the “Games” section and select “Activate on Steam”
5. Enter the activation key you purchased
6. After this, the game will appear in your list of games and you can install it
! Before buying, please check the system requirements of the game and other parameters that interest you (they may change with time). This can be done on the sites Steam / Uplay / Origin or the official website of the publisher. Goods purchased by mistake, as well as unsuitable for system requirements or region of activation, can not be returned and exchanged!

Dear customers! Convincing request, if there are any problems with the purchased goods, do not leave a negative feedback immediately. Write us a message in the correspondence (the purchase page on the site Oplata.info). We will try to respond to your message as soon as possible and promptly solve the problem. We draw to the fact that the basis for the exchange or return of the purchased key (key), which gives an error when activated, can only be VIDEO RECORD of the purchase process and subsequent attempt to activate it (mandatory condition - the record should not contain editing features).

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